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My Life  This is a public service announcement. Your family doesnt care about you... you are a meaningless black whole of money...your sole function, to depress the bank accounts of your parents... You are not important to them in any way...at all... And do not commit the worst sin ever...thiking you can contribute financially...you can't... can you make $32,000 this year, because that would be breaking EVEN...EVEN... your parents raise you out of the goodness of their hearts... proof you dont matter...dont buy your parents food tomorrow...do they go hungry?...NO...if they didnt buy you food...you would die...I rest my case Do you think you are independent...your wrong... trust me, I know. "but i have a car, and i live away from home and i--" shut up you get sick...who pays for that shit...NOT YOU you crash your car...who pays for that...NOT YOU so in conclusion, you, and all college students, unless paying for EVERYTHING...are still totally dependent on their parents "but i am not totally dependent on them...i have a job i can buy things..." SHUT UP...you will get sick and die without them...without your job, you will have no CD's this week...i think they win Then the question becomes, why have children? I know the answer to this too. They hope you will become rich and powerful, so you can support them when they are gross, wrinkled, raisined, and totally insane.... that is all rememeber this and you have a better understanding of how to exploit your parents to the fullest extent take my advice...BE BETTER You have no idea how upset i am that i have a livejournal...seriously, it causes me actual physical pain to type this right now... OUCH...see i have come to the conclusion that i hate myself...and why not bitch about it on my very own livejournal...no seriously, this will be the last time i refer to myself in any real way, but i am the most suseptible person to peer pressure ever...and i do mean ever. I got a livejournal simply because everyone else was... are you aware how pathetic that makes me feel...alot...but before that i was actually feeling left out. cuz i didnt have this stupid pointless time waster... so i have realized that yes...if all my friends were jumping off the george washington bridge...i would jump off too..and people, seriously, do me a favor..jump off so i can join you and not have to endure the pain of having my personal records existing on this site any longer... here are the rules i have decided to make for myself so i dont try and kill myself nightly with rusted silverware, or try and set myself on fire by rubbing my legs together really fast... 1. absolutely never ever EVER will i discuss my life in a positive and or negative way...my life exists, you want to know me...tough, i already have friends... 2. NEVER and this is especially important...so i wil say it twice and in spanish...NEVER...nunca...EVER discuss my livejournal while i am in even the same timezone...if i find out about i will personally use your liver as a basketball...and as we all know, the gays dont throw... 3. I will never admit to this existing...ever...EVER...You can be showing me my livejournal and holding a gun to my head...i will not claim a single sentence of this meaningless dribble...EVER... there...i think with these three easy to remember rules i can have a livejournal and not become homicidal and destroy my computer in a fiery hailstorm of death thank you for your time... Current mood:  hot.Current music: um...my uncle is playing some random song i never heard of. |
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